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Spank Me
with a dead midget

Disgraced ex-cop Gleason runs an elite fetish and sex club known as Discreet Hosts serving the most rich, famous, and powerful citizens of LA. When superstar action film hero Darren Cross is kidnapped, all fingers point to Gleason. Why? Because everybody hates Gleason’s guts…  Even his own attorney, Beauregard O. Gilpenny.

Gleason’s only option is to solve the case himself, even though a renegade mercenary force, numerous crazed celebrities, and the LAPD are determined to take him out in the process. Luckily, when you have the dirt on the highest icons of society, a belt fed machine gun, and a laid back DJ with a 357 magnum on your side, those odds aren’t that big of a problem.

Trigger Warnings:

  • Bad guys use disparaging terms against little people (thus the creepy title)
  • Violence
  • Excessive gunfighting
  • Hot chicks
  • Prostitutes
  • Trucks
  • Fights
  • Drinking
  • Rough language
  • Mercenaries
  • Terrorists
  • and much, much more

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