Who the hell is Bronco Hammer ?

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This is the only known photograph of Hammer, believed to have been taken in Czechoslovakia in the early 1990s

Who is Bronco Hammer? Is he just another butt hole cranking out eBooks and paperbacks while mooching beer off of his friends? Well, maybe…

Bronco Hammer, a native son of Texas, is a mysterious and complex individual. He spends his days sitting on a boat with a beer in his mitt. He also writes a bunch of books.  That’s about all you need to know.

Oh, you need more? Ok. Here’s more…

His interests include trucks, boats, horses, sandwiches, guns, and science.

Hammer is extremely reclusive and spends his time engaging in activities that do not require him being in contact with others. He is not available for interviews or public appearances, all requests for information should be directed to his senior creative consultant.

Bronco Hammer Trivia

Most important piece of information to pass on: Remember the Alamo

Favorite music: Chopin, Rat Pack, Classic Country, pirate metal,  and anything tropical… add Art Pepper to that list too. Also Leroy Troy and Alestorm.

Greatest Hollywood luminary: Easy one… John Milius

Favorite writer: Spillane and Hemmingway… Did I forget Elmore Leonard? Add Elmore Leonard.

Favorite drink: Whatever you’re buying, otherwise local drafts, beer that comes in red, white, and blue cans, Don Camilo Anejo tequila, Macallan neat,  Jack Daniels on the rocks, Gray Goose on the rocks, or an occasional Manhattan. If relaxing on a sandy beach, Tiki Bar, or boat deck, add a Mai Tai and/or Margarita.

Favorite politician: Yeah, right… N/A… wait, was Attila the Hun a politician? He was a little too liberal for me, but, yeah… that guy.

Favorite movie: Rio Bravo, Once Upon a Time in the West, or for laughs add My Name is Trinity… Of course, the Searchers…or any western is fine… I like westerns… duh… I think having the movie Tombstone on this list goes without saying. At Christmas, add Die Hard 1 and 2 to my favorites.

Favorite food: The American sandwich is the greatest gift to humanity ever devised by man. It includes the burger, the hot dog, and the tuna salad sandwich, also pulled pork barbecue sandwich, and many other great sandwiches. Also corn beef and cabbage, shepherds pie, and noodles and mashed potatoes are officially delicious although not legally part of the sandwich food group.

Favorite location to spend time: Home at Coronado, Texas, Florida Keys, Arizona, Hawaii, back at the farm.


WARNING – Gunfighters only are authorized to read beyond this point:


I write a lot about guns. If I make a mistake, would one of you active gun handlers please very politely let me know so I can correct it? My favorite handgun is the Sig 220 which I carried for many years. It’s no better or worse than any other particular handgun, it just fits me personally. I prefer a 45 caliber. I’ve seen people get shot with many different calibers and it seems like either the 357 mag or a 45 consistently gets the job done… each and every time. I’d be interested in hearing what you prefer and why on the facebook page, twitter,  or on one of the other social media platforms.

Please stay in touch. If there is a character you like or a plot you enjoyed, just let me know and I’ll try to include it in the work stack. If you think the stories suck, then thanks for at least checking them out. These aren’t for everybody, no fiction story is.

Thank you US Military, the Thin Blue Line, and our first responders. Continue to kick ass for America.We appreciate you.

Editor’s note:

IF YOU ARE NOT A GUNFIGHTER AND YOU JUST READ BELOW THAT WARNING LINE, THEN  BUY A RETIRED COP OR A VET A BEER AND WE’LL JUST GIVE YOU A WARNING THIS TIME…. THEN GET OUT TO THE RANGE AND DEVELOP YOUR SKILLS. IN THESE CRAZY TIMES WE MAY NEED EVERY MAN AND WOMAN WE GOT PREPARED TO SERVE ON THE LINE.