Free excerpt from “SPANK ME”

To set the scene for you, the protagonist Gleason is a disgraced former LAPD officer who currently owns Discreet Hosts, a fetish club for the rich and famous of Los Angeles. His off and on girlfriend asks him to meet someone without explanation at a rooftop German Beer Garden in downtown LA (it’s not there anymore, but it is a place I used to hang out at in the real…

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Hammer Update

I am once again taking some time to respond to readers about some of their experiences and concerns.  I value readers because 1) they can read, and 2) they read my books… this makes them important… remember that. So to the readers’ concerns at hand: Question 1 – Bronco, do you recommend that I wear a helmet and a sidearm when I read your books?   Answer  to question 1…

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Die You Filthy Animal

DIE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL Book 7 of the SoCal Noir Detective stories is here in print and digital, so you will want to place an order immediately at Amazon or iBooks… I’ll wait while you get that ordered… ok thanks… Here is the straight scoop: Gorn Nagurski is a retired cop, he married into money, and he is pretty sure everybody is out to kill him. His position as a…

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Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Merry Christmas Maggots, Because I care about our family of Bronco Hammer readers, and because I want you to have the very best Christmas ever, I’ve take time from my busy schedule to read and review some of the serious debates appearing on social media regarding ‘Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?‘   Most of us, being true Americans, have only a few simple wishes for the holidays, and that is…

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Bronco Hammer Updates and Corrections

BRONCO HAMMER UPDATES The next novel is getting close to ready… It may be my greatest masterpiece since Spank Me With a Dead Midget. Like most of the Bronco Hammer novels, it is basically 300 or so pages of fart jokes and gun fights… Being America’s greatest literary mind is not easy… I don’t know how I do it.  I’ll post another excerpt from the new book in a few…

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Here you go! Free Short Story

Fistful of Communists I’m following up on my promise to give you a free short story. I guarantee you will get what you paid out of it. This is a down and dirty dystopian post-apocolyptic typical Bronco Hammer short story.  I’ll post the trigger warnings below for anyone who is sensitive. I really don’t want to offend you… or listen to you whine. Get your free book by clicking the…

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Bronco Hammer Special Alert

TESTOSTERONE OUTBREAK It has come to the attention of the Bronco Hammer Briefing Center that reading Bronco Hammer novels is causing a national  outbreak of intense manliness…. remember to read the warning labels on Bronco Hammer novels before indulging. Some reports include: Sean –  Because of the extra testosterone the book created, my goatee grew a beard. Jack – Hammer Books have BEEN PROVEN (so I heard or made up )…

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Reporting from Coronado – What am I working on now?

Am I working hard or hardly working? Well, somewhere in between… unless sipping Mai Tais and thinking mighty thoughts is called working, then I am really being productive. Ok, I mentioned the book about the retired cop who fights terrorists in Jamaica. That is over 50 percent done. But I got distracted with two short stories. One of the stories is about the process for  selecting of police chiefs. I…

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New Book In the Works

Yeah, I’m doing more books. Along with the long overdue Saylor Patron novel that will be out later this year, I am finishing a book without a name. The working title is Die, You Filthy Animal, unless one of you guys comes up with something better.  It takes place in Kingston Jamaica and Long Beach California. The characters are mostly new with a few of the old school SoCal Noir…

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NARC IN THE DARK – It’s back!

Order it now – Please add reviews to Amazon! It was way past time for a new edition. Narc in the Dark is back in print.  There are a few editorial updates including changing the name of the location from Parma City to a location in the East side of the Valley of the Sun. Narc in the Dark is set in the early 1990s. It tells the tale of…

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