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Assholes from Space

Meet the fictional persona of Bronco Hammer, a patriotic, knuckle dragging, cowboy from Texas, as he tries to save Los Angeles from the trifecta of crummy days….a surprise attack by zombies, dinosaurs, and aliens… and the aliens are total jerks. With help of survivors from the California National Guard, LAPD, some downtown cubicle rats and a corner convenience store clerk, Bronco Hammer goes on offense against assholes from space.

Yeah, it could happen… and Bronco Hammer might just save the day.

Science Fiction… not real… but should be… or is it?

Trigger warnings

  • Texan
  • Soldiers
  • Cops
  • Rude and inappropriate language
  • Rough language
  • Drinking
  • Shooting
  • Vomit
  • Accents criticized
  • Foreigners insulted
  • Cultures made fun of
  • Explosions
  • Lizards demeaned
  • Mayhem
  • Assholes from space
  • and much, much more

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